In my opinion Pregnancy is kind of lame. Firstly, it scares me that essentially something is growing from inside you. I don’t actually watch horror movies but it seems to me that the concept of pregnancy would be a perfect storyline. Eww. Secondly, I hear that it’s freakingpaintastic when the little alien wants to exit because the fire exit exists in the stupidest place. The conclusion of the gory, freaky equation is an actual tiny tiny human being, which you then have to try to keep alive.
So the very few advantages I have found to it are pretty huge. They would almost make it worth being ‘knocked up’.
- You would miss 9 months worth of periods. 9 months of periods. This is serious. I freaking hate periods and this is not just because I am hormonal. I would actually pay quite a lot of money for this to happen but it comes free with pregnancy. Thanks Biology.
- You would be able to eat whatever the freak you want without people thinking you’re like this massive whale. You’d get away with it because you’re actually a ‘sacred vessel’ or whatever.
